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[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 134 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[-] alokir@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

[-] alokir@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/

[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

women can only regularlydress as a woman.

Sounds like a skill issue to me.

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude

They fuck men.

Edit: corrected vernacular

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[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

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