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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

I don't really care about the stupid "classified documents stuff", I just think that it is funny that POTUS will not be charged because he is too cognitively impaired.

"He did not remember when he was vice president" is also funny. My son died and I was the Democratic VP was Biden's main pitch to the Dem primary electorate lmao.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1755686479345471962

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 120 points 9 months ago

I really can't come up with a better analogy for the decline of amerikkka than this election, only way it could get better is if there are debates

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 84 points 9 months ago

The corpse of Biden has decomposed even more and ol' Don doesn't have what he had 8 years ago. Any debate will turn into a race of whose amphetamines runs out faster.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I-was-saying pleasepleasepleaseplaseplaspelapleasseplesasepleasepleaseplease

fuck it, I'd even vote for it

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

if it happens, it will be underwhelming and presented as far more than it was and a victory for both candidates, screencap me

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

I think Trump is still sassy and sharp enough that he would smash Biden into a wall, mock his “stuttering” and dementia and generally just make him look pathetic

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 77 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Octogenarian who has reached the stage of life where memory loss is truly a credible criminal defense vs septuagenarian who is one of the dumbest people on planet earth

One of them will be in charge of arguably the most militarized country to ever exist

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The best part is their leadership is virtually indistinguishable and their policies are identical so it doesn’t really matter who wins, yet everyone puts on an act that this is the most important election of our lifetimes

The death machine is on autopilot and sitting in the driver seat is a formality and symbol more than anything real. The political vultures will still squabble over the seat because their careers depend on taking bribes for warming it

[-] Hotspur@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago

Like we’ve been totally normalized to it—the frog in water thing. But by any objective standard, the US is a sick, sick country if this is the only outcome possible for an election. We must look so bizarre to other countries.

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