No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.

This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.

Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.

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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shirts and crappy quality caps/hats with a random logo on it, usually involving a dolphin.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Also palm trees

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Based on my dad's t shirt collection some of those tourist shirts actually have a decent lifespan. He's still got one with a big spear fish on it from the early 90s.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I still have an orange cap with a dolphin on it from when I was a kid lol. Mid 2000s.