No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.

This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.

Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NJ isn't trashy beach towns, it's beachy trash towns

[–] OhHiMarx@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Kiss'er where it smells, take her to New Jersey!