I really cannot get over hiow directly responsible Biden is for every bad thing happening now. The man is Satan's emissary to earth, except Satan never did most of hte bad things attributed to him so Biden has no excuse, he just chooses to be like that.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't know if it's accurate but it makes me laugh. My favorite silly infographic...

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Technically God killed those ten people, Satan was just like "idk man do you think that guy really worships you, even when shit's not going his way?"

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Those two million are the people killed by God in Bible who were numbered. There is also a lot of them not given count, for example just the Flood would killed 30 million if it happened around the estimated time.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's accurate unless you count Revelation and then both rack up pretty decent kill counts.

Or if your Gnostic and are all "akhtually, that's the demiurge sweaty"