They should absolutely do it. Get Pelosi up there. Maybe Bloomberg. That lawyer guy who sounds like a failing train service, Michael Avanti? A real dream team of all the nation's favourites.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

failing train service, Michael Avanti?

Avenatti does have a ring to it. In any case - he couldn't join them on the stump. He'll be in the slammer for another 17 years.

Michael Avenatti

He has been imprisoned since February 7, 2022. On December 5, 2022, he was sentenced to an additional 14 years for stealing millions from clients, bringing his total sentence to 19 years without the possibility of parole.

[...]

[He] is an American former attorney and convicted felon, currently incarcerated in federal prison at FCI Terminal Island. He is best known for his legal representation of adult film actress Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against then U.S. President Donald Trump, and his multiple convictions for attempting to extort sports apparel company Nike and defrauding and embezzling settlement money from a series of other clients.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck it, day release. Hell, Biden could pardon him. MSNBC loved him right? What could go wrong?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

MSNBC loved him right?

They certainly did.

Fuck it, day release... What could go wrong?

He starts grifting just a few hours after he gets out. "Hi, my name is Michael Avenatti and I'd like to reclaim my life from the dark forces that unjustly ruined by life and put me in prison. This GoFundMe with a goal of $1,000,000 is co-sponsored by President Biden, President Obama, President Clinton..."

Biden could pardon him.

I like Avenatti, jack. And don't talk back.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Circle all the wagons so tight that every single voter is left outside the circle.