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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 75 points 8 months ago

Hey, how did Putin come to power agan?

Communism. He's always been a Communist. Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He's trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man's ambition knows no bounds.

So anyway, we're sending $40B in military aid to Pakistan in order to open up a border war with Iran to weaken Yemen and reclaim the Red Sea so we can retake West Africa from the Chinese and bring the Sub Saharan states to heel in order to cut off trade to Latin America and completely crush the anti-colonialist resistance that will free up lithium for our factories in Indonesian sweatshops.

And Russia could ruin all of that! They're out of control! They're megalomaniacs!

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

The Kurgan culture was communist. Russia has been Communist since 20,000 BCE.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

Vladimir Lenin, Tsar of Communism, circa 1050 BCE:

[-] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

well, it is the immortal science, isnt it?

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

There can be only one, after all

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I would help this guy carry his drums into the venue

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Heads may roll if you don't

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He’s trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man’s ambition knows no bounds.

https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/commentary/putin-the-marxist-leninist

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Former Distinguished Fellow in Conservative Thought

Computer, generate an absolute bullshit academic title

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