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[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Christmas day family report:

  1. I gathered my chuddiest relatives to prime them for me having a son this year instead of a daughter. I more or less told them that I don't give a fuck what they think about it, but if you give my boy shit or make a big deal out of this, I'm going to make your pronouns were/was.

  2. My 20-something second cousin 110% wanted to fuck. Never mind my partner, or kids, or our generation-wide age gap. We had to have a serious Dad-to-Child style conversation about why that's fucked up and never gonna happen.

  3. All the kids under 16 are fucking monsters when they play Uno. This is the most normal thing that happened.

  4. A (same age) cousin received a warning that he needs to shut the fuck up before we headbutt him so hard we both scream. RE:

CW: gender slurshe WOULD NOT STOP SAYING "removed", "removed", or "traps." Never mind him rambling non-stop how much he hates homeless people.

All in all it was a lovely Christmas.

[-] cleoburymortimer@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

My 20-something second cousin 110% wanted to fuck.

bruh???

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

:Rudy-Giuliani:

[-] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah. Can we hear this conversation. Hahahahahh oh to be a fly on the wall.

[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 10 months ago

I’m going to make your pronouns were/was

That's such a banger line. I'm going to steal it comrade.

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