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[โ€“] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bit Idea: Deathbed conversion to Zoroastrianism so they have to feed me to the vultures.

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, that's a zoroastrian thing? I can force them to let me get eaten?

[โ€“] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah, Zoroastrians practice sky burials, where the bodies are placed on platforms for vultures, who are thought to be messengers from heaven. Joking aside, I think it's a pretty cool and ecologically conscious way to go and I wish it was more common.

[โ€“] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I could a sky burial is how I'd like to be disposed of, but unfortunately both the law and my family are opposed to this idea and I'll be too dead to argue with them. Next best thing would be a natural burial with a tree planted over me, I can't think of a better grave marker than that

[โ€“] 100javelinas@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If everyone did that there'd be trees everywhere total chaos

[โ€“] Venus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

That would be based though