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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 152 points 1 year ago

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[-] astanix@lemmy.world 120 points 1 year ago

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.de 69 points 1 year ago

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

[-] zoostation@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago
[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
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[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was hoping someone would post that

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I knew before I even opened the link

[-] odium@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

What did they think sodomy meant?

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The old poohole loophole

[-] astanix@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

[-] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

That's what she said?

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No, they're mormons.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[-] eskimofry@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

[-] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

...they would still be moving around

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

[-] Duranie@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

[-] NubTubz@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they're into watching other people fuck.

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