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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 months ago

He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

You're a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 11 months ago

He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

And yet he still looks the way he does.

[-] constantokra@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

Imagine how bad he'd look if he wasn't.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.

Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 4 points 11 months ago

This must be after all that stuff. Without the billions, he'd look like the stereotypical basement neckbeard.

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You seriously think he has it in him to work hard on himself (or anything for that matter)??

No shot, instead he would use that money for shit like ozempic, lap band or lipo surgery, etc.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He used Ozempic. He is much thinner now. But I'm sure his health is awful.

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