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[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think there aren't white people with cats called casserole and coleslaw?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, both of those sound like probable pet names.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My wife is named Casserole and I take offence to this implication.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was actually about to say that Coleslaw is a cat name and Casserole is definitely a dog name, but i feel like that's taken on boomer-hate-(your)-wife dimensions from this new revelation.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought her full name was Cassandra until 8 years ago when I looked at our marriage certificate.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guy online trying to offend me by calling my wife a snack.

I type out a DM: "I'll have you know she's an entire meal. She's Casserole."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My offense is named Implication and I take casserole to this wife.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll try 🤷🏻

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just met a white guy with a small dog named Mayonnaise

Pets with random names are the best. They rock so hard.