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TranscriptExplain it to me like I’m 80

Mom: What’s with these AIs escaping and hacking people? That sounds scary.

Me: You park your car at the top of a hill. You leave a note on the dashboard that says “please be good” and then you pull the parking brake. The car careens down the hill, smashes everything up, and you put out a press release saying “My car ignored my instructions! It hallucinated! It went rogue!” Your insurance company not only believes you, but invests a hundred million dollars in your company.

Mom: Jesus Fucking Christ

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[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My go to simplification is "They built a robot that hacks software and then placed it in a box that uses software as a lock and then the robot that hacks software hacked the software lock".

Which is both very simple and also about as accurate as you could make it in that many words. The AI's are not 'rogue' it was just solving the problem it was given.

How I imagine the AI "hacking" its way out:

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But, "robot that hacks software" still gives the impression of a robot that is capable of thought. LLMs are not capable of thought. They're capable of mimicking thought, like how a Venus Fly Trap is capable of mimicking a flower.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"A car that drives places" does not imply the car is capable of thought, same argument with "A cup that holds water".

"A robot that hacks software" equally does not imply the robot is capable of thought. IMO there is an over-correction away from personifying LLM's because some people think/claim they are sentient. But we personify stuff all the time.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

But we personify stuff all the time.

Which is a problem, it's how we invented gods that control the weather and stuff. That doesn't make them real, nor does it make robots sentient. Hacking is normally an action performed by a sentient being. LLMs and robots aren't sentient.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could say program. Programs have been around since the 60s.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Software can also be used for other things. Your ingredients in cooking, for example, with the hardware being the tools, utensils, and vessels used to transform the ingredients into a dish.

I don't think this usage in the dictionary, tho.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The original hardware is cordage, the original software is knots

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ingredients aren't software, they are the inputs. The software is the recipe, or the process used to take the inputs and use the hardware to create an output.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What happens when my baking segfaults

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That's when you get caught trying to steal your neighbor's flour and your baking fails because you get arrested.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Your soufflé crashes