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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.

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TranscriptExplain it to me like I’m 80

Mom: What’s with these AIs escaping and hacking people? That sounds scary.

Me: You park your car at the top of a hill. You leave a note on the dashboard that says “please be good” and then you pull the parking brake. The car careens down the hill, smashes everything up, and you put out a press release saying “My car ignored my instructions! It hallucinated! It went rogue!” Your insurance company not only believes you, but invests a hundred million dollars in your company.

Mom: Jesus Fucking Christ

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Software can also be used for other things. Your ingredients in cooking, for example, with the hardware being the tools, utensils, and vessels used to transform the ingredients into a dish.

I don't think this usage in the dictionary, tho.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The original hardware is cordage, the original software is knots

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ingredients aren't software, they are the inputs. The software is the recipe, or the process used to take the inputs and use the hardware to create an output.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What happens when my baking segfaults

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That's when you get caught trying to steal your neighbor's flour and your baking fails because you get arrested.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Your soufflé crashes