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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Coke fueled whisky binge watching the dancers, harassing everyone in sight. Someone is going to be puking before 10pm and ends up in a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

I give them 12-14 months.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

He comes home from a long day at work and she's not even there. In fact - all her stuff is missing. What the fuck! He calls her. She says she's at a hotel and he should not use FBI agents to find out which one. She asks him a question.

"You know what today is?"

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"It's... I know... It's..."

"It's our anniversy! And you forgot!"

"No I didn't."

"You did!"

"I didn't. I was using code. They might be listening."

"Can you tell the truth about anything?"

"I've never lied to you, baby."

etc

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Pete's gonna start crying about his kids to a very uncomfortable stripper