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My little sister once told us that she sleeps.with her eyes open. My family was like uh no you dont we've seen you sleeping before. 100% convinced she said "yes I do, when I wake up my eyes are open"
She was nearly 20
wtf lmao
Totally off topic... Did you take that user name so the loser who runs Reddit couldn't have it? If so, bravo my good lemming.
plot twist — it's actually spez
Reddit is so shit now even spez doesn’t use it anymore
Well they got rid of r/jailbait
true
i did it cause it was funny to me. you can't really 'take' a username on lemmy since it's all decentralized
Sounds like the start of a philosophical argument!
i dated someone who legitimately slept with her eyes partly open. idk, she was almost as weird as me.
My friends daughter does this too, they have a bunch of pics and videos of it (idk I don’t judge) and it’s honestly kind of creepy, she’s like 8 now and still does it so it might just be a lifelong thing for her
Cats also do this sometimes.