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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 125 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Totally off topic... Did you take that user name so the loser who runs Reddit couldn't have it? If so, bravo my good lemming.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

plot twist — it's actually spez

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Reddit is so shit now even spez doesn’t use it anymore

[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Well they got rid of r/jailbait

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

i did it cause it was funny to me. you can't really 'take' a username on lemmy since it's all decentralized

Sounds like the start of a philosophical argument!