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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Okayokay, neverminding the teeth and the SA of it all.... why would that make mankind immortal?

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You enter into mortality by exiting the vagina at the moment of your birth. Be entering it you return to the immortal realm from which all live emerges, by NOT exiting through it, you retain that immortal status.

Sorry, I thought this was obvious. We really need to teach people where babies come from.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Why wouldn’t it?

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Idk the myth but guessing it's a stowaway tactic. Get into her body while she doesn't know, she heads back to her palace unaware, he sneaks out in the middle of the night to get some immortality elixir.