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Calling everything _ America just seems confusing
He's gonna do the Strait of America next, then he's gonna rename one of the other Great Lakes to Lake America every other week to increase pressure on Canada. True patriots will just guess correctly which one is meant when somebody says Lake America.
NO MORE GREENLAND. It is now Americaland! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
The upcoming
president will call it the Gay of America for one (1) week during pride before signing some awful anti-LGBTQ policies.
Important update: The Straits of Mackinac are now also called the Strait of America. Canada has now been renamed Iran 2 and will surrender within the next 2 weeks.
we need to dig out the locks so that the great lakes become one contiguous great lake of america
Project plowshare
It makes things feel more unified, I had the dinner of America last night and took the shit of America this morning.
Trump is like 2 steps away from actually doing the "replacing random words in the dictionary with your own name" thing
Gurpgork
I wonder who else has done that aside from Niyazov/Turkmenbasy
I sugest renaming North America to Pocahontas, Central America to Montezuma and South America to Pachacutec
If is to rename, lets get back to roots