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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Calling everything _ America just seems confusing

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

He's gonna do the Strait of America next, then he's gonna rename one of the other Great Lakes to Lake America every other week to increase pressure on Canada. True patriots will just guess correctly which one is meant when somebody says Lake America.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

NO MORE GREENLAND. It is now Americaland! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The upcoming the-democrat president will call it the Gay of America for one (1) week during pride before signing some awful anti-LGBTQ policies.

Important update: The Straits of Mackinac are now also called the Strait of America. Canada has now been renamed Iran 2 and will surrender within the next 2 weeks.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

we need to dig out the locks so that the great lakes become one contiguous great lake of america

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Project plowshare lets-fucking-go

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It makes things feel more unified, I had the dinner of America last night and took the shit of America this morning.

[–] antrosapien@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump is like 2 steps away from actually doing the "replacing random words in the dictionary with your own name" thing

I wonder who else has done that aside from Niyazov/Turkmenbasy

[–] BettercallMao@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I sugest renaming North America to Pocahontas, Central America to Montezuma and South America to Pachacutec

If is to rename, lets get back to roots