Chapotraphouse

When I was a kid there was this weirdo that was always way too affectionate to the point all my friends hated how he would go around hugging everyone. It was dismissed by all our parents as him just being friendly.

Now nobody to my knowledge got abused by him other than awkward hugs at public gatherings.

Then one day I read in the local paper he got caught smoking meth in his van with a couple high school girls and I was like fuck yall I fuckin knew he was a creep.

I never liked hugging for decades because of that sick pos.