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Imagine drinking and eating garbage when it's literally cheaper, healthier, and tastier to cook for yourself
how do you make something with an even remotely similar flavor at home?
You don't have monster chicken?
Flavour is one of the lowest dietary priorities. If you eat it regularly and it is remotely similar to food, you will come to enjoy it. Why not fall in love with something you control rather than with something a corporation is openly trying to use to control YOU??
but monster isn't similar to food
You're right, because monster is a fucking drug.
I just quit using caffeine everyday. It sucks but you can do it, just make sure you drink water when you want caffeine. You'll need to pee more but you'll make it.
how much meth should I substitute a monster with?
Oooo that's nice, not cooking for myself