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Americans definitely love their larger 1/4 lb’ers over the smaller European 1/3 lb patties (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Flavour is one of the lowest dietary priorities. If you eat it regularly and it is remotely similar to food, you will come to enjoy it. Why not fall in love with something you control rather than with something a corporation is openly trying to use to control YOU??

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but monster isn't similar to food

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're right, because monster is a fucking drug.

I just quit using caffeine everyday. It sucks but you can do it, just make sure you drink water when you want caffeine. You'll need to pee more but you'll make it.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

how much meth should I substitute a monster with?