this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

What are the sausages made of?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The ones who won't wear clothes.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Consider the chicken omelette.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

chicken chorizo omelette

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

The unemployed.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

We don't talk about that. Would you like a slice?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

probably tofu?i say you can still taste the muppet