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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (lemmy.today)
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I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs (lemmy.today)
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Am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast? (lemmy.today)
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Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away (lemmy.today)
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is (lemmy.today)
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If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society. (lemmy.ml)
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They look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of hell (lemmy.today)
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Do not lick the subway salt (lemmy.today)
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I'm not an adult, I'm a child with a drinking permit. (lemmy.today)
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a 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gear (lemmy.today)
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how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic (lemmy.today)
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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes (lemmy.today)
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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors? (lemmy.today)
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I support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰ (lemmy.today)
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Don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free (lemmy.today)
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No humans could make an apartment this complex (lemmy.today)
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bitch who you think sexed up those apples (lemmy.today)
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Antisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been counted (lemmy.today)
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It's the uncircumcised telle tubby show (lemmy.today)
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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (lemmy.today)
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How to Remove the Ghost of Fleshlight's Past? (lemmy.today)
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they are named robin because brits in the 1400's called them "robert" an account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard (lemmy.today)
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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle (lemmy.today)
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth (lemmy.today)
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dynamite has a negative influence on the preservation of artifacts and historical sites. (lemmy.today)
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