Chapotraphouse

Me when I got a bad nori roll: Sushi is terrible. I even had it made by an Asian man so I know that's as good as it gets!

I'm sorry but borsch is a good hearty soup that tastes great if you like beetroot and its funny that it makes your piss look like blood.
It's served with freshly ground pepper, parsley, sour cream and some toasted bread or croutons. If you don't like that, then I know you've got bad taste.

Jellied eels taste weird, but if we're going down the road of ragging on people for putting things in gelatine, then the US has no legs to stand on. It's a leftover from before people had reliable refrigeration and then, because so many people are so weird and nationalistic about food, it has become part of the UK national culture. A signifier of sorts.