He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

According to the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, until we check Mitch is both alive and not alive

[–] ComRed@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Schrodinger's Mitch.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Erwin Schrödinger kept detailed records of his sexual encounters

[–] BettercallMao@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

It does not seem a good idea cuck on politics and live others dreams. Better be a player on this matter