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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm ugly as fuck with a short dick but luckily I have a great sense of humor.

It's not always about being attractive.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

with a short dick

You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

luckily I have a great sense of humor.

You really do 🤣

The only comment I've faved to date is you explaining scissoring to some German guy.

[–] fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aaaah comment not found, but what did it say! now i really want to see that apparently amazing comment about scissoring. :D

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you're pissing out of your asshole.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Truly the Shakespeare of our times

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

True as that is, you actually have to show off that humor to get numbers. This guy just did what he regularly does at his job. I actually feel bad for him because he probably deserved a better tip instead of 4 phone numbers.

Lets also not forget that this may have been considered quite creepy if the genders were reversed and the server did nothing beyond serving to imply interest.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're assuming they didn't tip him.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Seriously, why would someone leave their phone number and then not tip well? That'd just set yourself up for failure.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

As a man that’s been in those situations, those dudes never tip and they don’t just leave s number. They harass.