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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida (theonion.com)

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[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear god video games have gone too far this time. I was ok with kids spending countless hours at the screen, gratuitous sex and violence and all the cursing. But making kids want to move to Florida CAN NOT BE TOLERATED!!!!

[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look at these leftist parents wanting to protect their trans kids.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never in a million years would I let my kid transition... to being a Floridian.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Sadly I was Assigned Floridian at Birth, AFAB.

There's two too many Fs on my birth certificate, anyone know how to remove them?