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[–] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My king, the Ottomons approach with their wicked ritual known as bathing. It involves an unholy sorcery where a blasphemer applies soap and water to their ass to clean the feces off. We must eradicate the invaders to secure our way of life. If we do not, the vile Turk may soon teach our peasants literacy and mathematics