I only hit fast apply to the first 3 jobs i saw on indeed because I have a fucking job I just want unemployment to pay me to sit around all summer like is my god given right (if they don't want school employees between terms to get money... maybe tell me Im not eligible!) but the state I live in has this dumb fucked to death work search requirement of three work related contacts per week or else I don't get paid
Anyway, one of them was for a private chef gig in a small suburb of the city i work in. They listed fuckin $14-17 per hour as the wage. To be a private chef running this client's kitchen. What??? I make $17.50 now to cook 3 dishes for 40-50 people and sit on my phone all day when they're not eating my food. If some bourgeois prick wants me to be their personal chef man like I think that's a $24/hr job minimum compared to what i have now
Anyway, fuck my job, fuck new jobs, fuck the unemployment office, can't wait to get paid for the week of nothing i did last week!
I think i'm a really good cook but i don't know if I'm THAT much of a really good cook ๐ but god if i could get paid that much my life would be so different