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Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don't care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

The Dalai Lama goes up to a hot dog vendor and says make me one with everything.

Edit: The Dalai Lama pays for the hot dog with a $20 bill, but the vendor doesn't give him any money back. The Lama asks for his change. The vendor says change must come from within.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This is like a Kōan.

(Upon hearing this, he was enlightened)