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Seems to me like a critique in reverse about sex in regards to women’s anatomy. I like it.
Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn't cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages
Coward
🫵Boomer.
Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You'll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!
Oh yeah well in my day we wore the penises of those we had slain upon our belt.
It was the style at the time
But she's fun at barbecues!
Because it's reality that women prefer large penis, of
Eh. I think, like the statement about men preferring certain things, that it's a stated preference more than an actual one. I have a friend with a slightly larger penis, about 7", and his wife has told me it's too big. And that's just seven inches. Apparently certain positions are too much and slightly painful.
The size queens you see in porn are the standouts, just like the men that all have 8"+ penises.
Just seven inches? How common do you think seven inch dicks are?
https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis