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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You can soak it in a hydrogen peroxide solution if the yellowing bothers you. Or buy a washable pillow cover which has the extra bonus of making your pillow a little more squishy.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It goes inside the cover. Who give a shit? I gonna sweat into the next one.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

IMO you should just replace them by this point

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

Homey got new-pillow money, over here…

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it's a good pillow, valar.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren't filled with mites)

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but i like the mites. they are my friend.

You call them mites, I call them free face massage

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The mites replace their tongue

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Hey everyone look at this guy, he's got new pillow money.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

You're supposed to replace them once a year because of the mites and stuff

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or use one of your T-shirts as cover. No need to go buying more silly household stuff.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

It's a pillowcase not a soda stream

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta get myself a boyfriend then, time to download grindr i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's just something my exes did. They'd take my hoodie/tshirt and use it as a pillow case because it had "my smell"

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

We get a lot of oxytocin from smells, that's why shirt thing

[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 2 points 2 days ago

That's kinda cute, in a very slightly worrying way