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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 134 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'd rather believe in unconscious interdimensional travel then accept that my memories might be wrong.

[–] HappyRapi@ani.social 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d rather believe in unconscious interdimensional travel

The Organization is out to deceive you

El Psy Kongroo

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"WHAT?" *pauses midway through microwaving a banana

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

"..." floats frozen through space

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Geez... How do I beetle juice 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works?

[–] Doug@piefed.social 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

My two acceptable hypotheses:

  • We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
  • These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.

No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OUR MUSHY BRAINS CREATE MUSHY MEMORIES

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No no no, you're not buying extra crunchy peanut butter

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don worry I'll hire my crow friends to get the peanuts.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I see you've read my recent post on "The Crow"

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The worst fucking lie they made up was the pronunciation of GIF being based on the peanut butter company. That is exactly the sort of bullshit excuse a shadowy cabal looking to rewrite history would come up with to gaslight everyone into believing it's true.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I love that pretty much everyone says the creator of the gif format is saying his format name wrong.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He's a crisis actor, I don't buy it!

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just because the guy is good at tech doesn't mean he's good at naming things.

I'd like to site the names of like... Half the FOSS software I see.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The dimensional jump did a number on my back and knees, too. And hairline.

We have to go back!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The bastards took our hair and switched out our ligaments!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Those sumbitches!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We have to go back!

But now you have a sick beard.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This blew my mind, at the time.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah i remember it so clearly

The ending of lost was so amazing

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Motherfuckers... is this why i've been remembering shit that other people say never happened? or remembering something people said and then them saying they said something different? wait i recently saw a movie about some guy trying to break out of his reality by flying a rocket to the edge of the universe and has been dimension hoping the entire trip, this is trippy...

Edit: i can't find the name of the movie but the plot is as described and he realises he is dimension hoping because his partner is suddenly alive after he killed him or he died in an accident on the ship, can't remember what happened and at the end he also realises he is in a loop and after he crashes into the edge he chooses the dimension in which he never went into space and escapes the loop, anyone have an idea of what the movie might be called or am i just trippin balls and that movie doesn't exist in this dimension?

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ANy other info? New film? Old? Any notable actors? US film or from elsewhere? I dug around, but nothing I could find in ten minutes fit your description. Am interested in knowing too as I love these types of films.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Goddamn it took some specific digging but i found it, it's called "Beyond the Edge" (2016).

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nice find! Rated 3.6/10 on imdb. Is it really that bad? Meh, I’ll watch it anyways.

Edit: Alternate title is "ISRA 88". Adrienne Barbeau has a bit part in it. The film is a bit middling, but maybe not 3.6. Maybe a 4.5/10.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

God dammit it happened again!

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 2 weeks ago

is this why i’ve been remembering shit that other people say never happened? or remembering something people said and then them saying they said something different?

I mean, if you want the real answer, it's just that it is incredibly easy to create false memories. Then add in all the social pressure fun that can warp your viewpoint, and you're off to the races.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plot twist: ur the main chrctr

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I always suspected as much.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have no idea, but it sounds like an interesting premise.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Found it, it's called "Beyond the Edge" (2016).

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Alternative title is "ISRA 88". Just watched it. It's interesting, but a little clunky. Maybe not as bad as the 3.6/10, but I feel it misses the mark. They didn't make the alternate realities portion of the story as compelling (or real) as they could've. It could be a stage play with how low-tech the sets/environment are, but I can overlook that, so nbd. Just didn't have enough oomph. ;)

Oh, and Adrienne Barbeau is in it!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

The flip side of this that that you can be lied to without consequence. I'm not saying most of these are real, but pretending like this has never happened is asking for an additional serving of boot.