...they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, "I'd rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!"

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You want to know what I have to say about when the liquor store closes?

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would unironically be intrested in whatever opinions you have on the subject that are strong enough to have you being this one up

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

My opinion on the subject is that Google Maps is right on your phone asshole!

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well? Don't leave us hanging!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, 9pm, 7 on Sundays

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

say-the-line-bart-2