...they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, "I'd rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!"

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[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

lmao my wife got a rep for knowing a lot of stuff, being reliable and being able to look stuff up (very true and earned) but our friend who is pregnant keeps calling for her medical advice and she's constantly like "call your midwife, I dont know, I wouldn't know, your midwife does" because she is not about to give advice relating to blood pressure medicine to a pregnant woman!!! And it's not even like she has to look it up, she just has to call the medical professional who she already met and who gets paid for this agony-soviet