badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Please I don't want to go back to a musket meta the load times suuuuuucked
The anticipation is a large part of the fun! And they're like gacha-guns in that you don't know what you'll get when you pull the trigger.
I think this is a great idea, the market demand is clearly there and I think we can sell the message to the young that muskets were actually way ahead of their time.
Plus with modern medicine.. actually no I still don't want to get hit with a half inch ball of lead at ten paces.
All we need now is to allow people to stream their shots during battle while reacting like gatcha pulls, and all the recruitment problems will be solved. And gatcha streams would be more exciting if one of the possible pulls was, "Blows up in your face"
alright fine, here. Here's a lance and a really fast horse, go charge the enemy lines
HELL yeah all my hours in fire emblem have gotta count for something