I will not play His games. I will choose the joyless death. I will not win five MILLION dollars.
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026
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The Smile Demon offers you great treasure if you complete a great challenge.
What realm is the treasure? This humble junior of the nascent soul realm. Any treasures of a lower realm are ... suboptimal. Any treasures of a higher realm could not be wielded.
But perhaps if I was offered a soul severing realm treasure I could give it to the sect master in exchange for many contribution points and then senior brother would notice me
For that, I'm willing to play the smile demon's games
The Smile Demon's treasure resides in Chase Bank. If you win His game, you will receive five MILLION treasures.
5 ... 5 million treasures?!
Surely they must be low grade trash ...
The Smile Demon's treasures are in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLLLLLDDDDDDD RECORDS for the MOST AMOUNT of TREASURE in a VAST AND ANCIENT TEMPLE beneath the EARTH. WOW!
I forgot i wasn't on r/martialmemes but immediately went into that mode as soon as I saw the word "treasure" ...