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When the Smile Demon comes for you, what will you do? (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 hours ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I will not play His games. I will choose the joyless death. I will not win five MILLION dollars.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Smile Demon's treasure resides in Chase Bank. If you win His game, you will receive five MILLION treasures.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

5 ... 5 million treasures?!

Surely they must be low grade trash ...

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The Smile Demon's treasures are in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLLLLLDDDDDDD RECORDS for the MOST AMOUNT of TREASURE in a VAST AND ANCIENT TEMPLE beneath the EARTH. WOW!