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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do they consent?

Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can't I marry JP Morgan Chase?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.

how can you run off anywhere with JPMorganChase? they have branches on the moon and charge monthly fees to make you pay for the convenience of moon fees.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Marry the lawyer army