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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I want to coldcock that guy so hard

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

He’s got a really punchable face!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll do you one better and hotcock him

~~hang on wait a second~~

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One more better:

Spatchcock him

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even better, slash cock him.

Though really he should be in a prison on the world's best healthcare to keep him alive and in a cell for as long as humanly possible.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even even better, since that pesky slavery thing is still around, let’s make him work at mcdonalds and pay for his own medical care from what little he earns. Even copays.

I mean we little people are supposed to be able to do it with rent and food and stuff as well, surely he can do -just- medical, right?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Whoa whoa lets not get crazy here