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The press release sure seems like the Marines are warning their latest class of recruits that their family members could get kidnapped at their graduation ceremony.

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The sanctimonious films Hollywood will churn out will make the cultural output after 9/11 look tame

They're gonna give these marine massacres the same tempo as a 9/11 and school shooter movie

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Summer 2027. Mark Wahlberg is Gunnery Sargent Horben "Boston" O'Dongfwulderssun. One family man defends an island against 144,000 persian cannibal terrorists to keep the fuel flowing so his 11 month old daughter can get a heart transplant back home, because without oil, American hospitals close.

Alone, outnumbered, outclassed, and oversexed, "Boston" fights off the worst of the worst and sacrifices himself while preserving the vital flow of resources for his family.

butter your popcorn for.... Khargistan: The Evil Army of Kharg Island

[–] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Hollywood is just remake the US Grenada invasion movie Heartbreak Ridge, but also still cast Clint Eastwood somehow. Either that or pretend it never happened like the Korean War