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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If some Karen ass white woman can object and the event is shut down, is that really free speech?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk's death was the best thing to ever happen to her.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I mean it es pretty good for me too. I wouldn't put it top 50, but those were nice endorphins

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most people I know didn't even know Kirk was married until his ~~assassination planner~~ window started making the news screeching about how much of a saint he was.

[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago

Well she definitely ain't Linux.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I meant widow, sorry for not being clear.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

A spelling mistake that bad deserves some shade.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's curtains for me.

I guess I'd better frame my next comment differently!

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Next time, use Windex before you post.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You were pretty opaque about what you meant .

[–] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

At least they made themselves clear

[–] org@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What should worry us all is that it happened and will happen again and doesn’t seem like anything is successful at stopping it.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

History is cyclical. And that's why conservatives are adamant about removing our ability to understand it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

"Those who ignore history, are doomed to repeat it."

It's supposed to be cautionary, but for conservatives, it's a game plan.