Chapotraphouse

I'm available if you need someone to fill in last minute when your fake ambassador with perfect japanese and deep nintendo corporate lore knowledge is entangled elsewhere and you need someone who doesn't speak a word of japanese to bluff their way in by awkwardly saying "uh... pikachu?" at just the right moment to inexplicibly build an instant and seemingly unassailable rapport with the staff. Unless it's on friday... I've already got a magic heist on that day.