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[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word.

My, whatever do you mean?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Orphan of Kos-ass

[–] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 14 hours ago

fuckin hydralisk-ass shape

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago

He's turning into the amon animation of himself in real time

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm very sorry to tell you, that this frame appears to be real, as fact checked by Ethan's catty anti-fandom.

This is owing to a few things, of course, but most recently there seems to be a skill issue with his posture correction devices.

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

Jesus Christ dude, just do some stretches instead of buying some snake oil posture fixer

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?

bugs-no

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

you might not like it but that's what peak male performance looks like

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Project Future Man is ahead of schedule and tracking nicely. Well done everyone.

michael is a lifelike visual representation of a future gamer in 2040. in an effort to raise awareness of ‘gaming disorder’, the sculpture depicts multiple chronic symptoms of an unhealthy lifestyle spent seated, away from sunlight and exercise.

https://www.designboom.com/art/meet-michael-lifelike-representation-future-gamer-in-2040-04-11-2020/

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

I mean that particular angle would be uncharitable to pretty much everybody but still that build looks off. Bro has zero muscle defintion.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Aamon edlritch horror IRL

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

this pic is freaking me out, i genuinely cannot tell if I'm looking at another human being. is it edited?

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 13 points 13 hours ago

Not edited at all, that was taken directly from their stream on Monday.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 11 points 13 hours ago

you're looking at the hunchback of bel air