This sounds like liberal "support the troops, hate the cheeto" wishful thinking/propaganda. Thousands of 18-20 year old, genocidal, dumb ass gross men probably flush all kinds of things all the time (bored, cum rags, ran out of toilet paper so used a shirt, had diarrhea and shit themselves, pranks and bullying etc)

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m not trying to “support the troops” lmao. I think they’re a bunch of treatlerites who want to go home and play xbox/abuse their girlfriends because they’ve been at sea for 11 months.

Also I would like it to be sabotage because it’ll be funny soviet-chad

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

I would like it to be sabotage because it’ll be funny

based

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think it's very likely that a bunch of 19 year olds who signed up to get free college and a dodge charger are super excited about being targeted by Iranian anti-ship missiles eleven months into their six month deployment

[–] dustcommie@hexbear.net 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

So I guess all those bombs being dropped on Iran are just in our imaginations, because these small innocent beans just want to go home and get their free college and wouldn't want to do anything against Iran and would not hoot and holler in excitement about launching planes and bombs at school girls... Or a couple of dumbass genocidal sailors got drunk or on fent and threw up and shit on themselves and flushed their clothes down the toilet. I have seen worse in public bathrooms, and heard plenty of worse in school bathrooms not sure why it is so unbelievable that fucking crayon eaters, that signed up to do dumb evil shit, do dumb shit.

Fucking tired of this "just signed up for school" propaganda bullshit

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Y'know, I hadn't thought of that before, but that makes sense. What are they feeding those boys?