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[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Waitasec, I'm no expert, but I thought the whole Rapture thing required all the Jewish people to be gathered into one place first. So, they literally require every Jewish person in America to be deported to Israel for their whole process to even begin.

Did I misunderstand something?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Did I misunderstand something?

Yeah, the fact that the Rapture is 19th-century snake-juggler fanfic which has no biblical basis besides insane free association based on a few ambiguous phrases here and there. Also, the guy who wrote Revelation was definitely mentally ill and obsessed with revenge.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Sure. But it's legitimacy is irrelevant so long as they believe it, which they do.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I think the point is if what they believe in is a string of randomly connected bits of fiction, it’s not too much of a leap to think that they would omit or include a new bit of fiction to fit whatever the situation currently is.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'd say the provenance of those beliefs is relevant, since it tells you what kind of rubes we're talking about. A 2000-year-old religion is one thing, even if its foundational beliefs are mythical. Some half-assed bullshit cobbbled together by a gaggle of late-19th-century and early-20th-century hucksters doesn't even have the excuse that at least they built a few cathedrals, wrote some good music and did some good paintings, along with all the life-denying superstition and oppression.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Was it news to you that religious nuts were kinda uneducated?

Regardless, I'm still asking about the content of the bullshit prophecy, not whether it's bullshit or not. Discussing it's actual merits or lack thereof seems like a waste of time to me. I mean, we're talking about a literal prophecy. Those generally aren't taken seriously by your average even halfway intelligent person.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You know that the Revelation is a political pamphlet, right? It's actually amazing that it got included in the canon.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The guy that wrote Revalations was more than likely in the throws of ergot poisoning.