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[โ€“] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh you can't find a partner even willing to get married and reproduce right now?

They just keep repeating the same nonsense on loop like:

"Are you literally insane?"

"Have you even noticed the present reality we're living in?"

"I could be charged with a crime just for having complications during pregnancy."

"They hooked a braindead woman in Georgia up to life support last year like a human incubator. She had tried to go to the ER the day before because of a painful headache. Instead of helping her they gave her 2 aspirin and sent her home where she suffered a brain aneurysm."

"They literally just sent her away when she sought their help, but after declaring her braindead they decided to actually admit her to the hospital."

"They made her family wait to remove her from life support until she had given birth to a premature baby. The baby was born with multiple birth defects he will struggle with for the rest of his life."

"Of course they aren't even giving him healthcare or helping to pay his medical bills. They kept his mother alive like some kind of science experiment from the Handmaid's Tale, and demanded he be born simply to refuse to help him survive."

"Because it turns out the world is literally run by completely sadistic pedophiles. They don't even need an Epstein anymore because now they're legally allowed to kidnap and traffick children!"

"They're splitting families apart and holding them indefinitely in concentration camps. There's been multiple documented cases of sexual assault by guards, and we're just letting it happen. Now they're buying up warehouses across the country to convert into more camps!"

"How can you even think about something like that?! They're dragging us into an endless WWIII just to distract from the pedophiles and help corporations increase their profits! What the fuck do you think they're planning to do with all these kids they're trying to force us to give birth to?"

Psssh, sounds like typical unhinged feminism. Destroying the American dream.

Thank God I've never run into whomever you have. I just hear:

"It'll happen when it's time."

"You've got your entire life ahead of you still."

"Don't rush into it; enjoy your single years."

Ugh... Time is running out each day, I'm half way to my old years, and i HAVE enjoyed being single. Now I'm ready to move forward.