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As an American I appreciate how they included both metric (Joules) and imperial (hours running a microwave) measurements
I only know how long bald eagles burn for.
How do I convert microwave hours to bald eagle burn time (in number of football games including all dead ball times and the halftime shows)?
Wait are we talking mid-day NFL, primetime (SNF/MNF/TNF/Playoffs), or Superbowl? Or are you talking CFB, and if so is it one of the big conference games or is it only showing on ESPN+?
Yes
(And all owls are superb)
....taking into account up to 5 testicles at 60mph, but take away 3 standard rats (not McDonald's rats) to the power of 3 number 2 pencils HD if using mechanical pencils. That comes out to 37burnt eagles and 3 frozen yogurts.
Oh I forgot to divide by the length of a Phillips screw driver! That's right!
Anyhow it would be running a microwave at 944 watt for an hour 😁