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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kash Patel is a UFC fanboy.

Just like everyone else on the admin payroll, he is just using the position as his personal entertainment budget and holiday fund

Next he'll pay George Lucas to come visit him to "advise on Star Wars defence systems" while he gets his collectibles signed.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's fucking wild that right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism, they're holding this event at the WH and you know security will be a shitshow.

I'll be shocked if it's not attacked

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Don't give me hope bro I'm a recovering optimist.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It ain't hope, it's the most likely result.

I'm pretty good at risk assessment, and the clown show trump has running the FBI can only "stop" the attacks they plan like they guy on the terrorist list they let in just so they could have a CI frame him for an assanaition plot

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

All we need is one Secret Service agent or Marine guard with a conscience and nothing to lose.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism

We shot ourselves? Surely that was by accident.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

…and how about the soccer world cqp this Summer?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm kind of hoping the rest of the world wakes up and realizes that sending teams to the US to compete right now us just as bad as sending teams to Russia. The world should boycott it, and let the US claim its trophy after the Saudis field the only other team.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

and the cherry on top would be FIFA losing their pants on this WC after boot licking the rapist pedophile so hard

[–] LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's already happened. Ronald Reagan was a big fan of SciFi and created a think tank of SciFi authors to advise him on potential threats of the future.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Lol, amazing. I shouldn't be surprised